Monday, May 22, 2006

About me...

Ok...since everybody seems to be doing this, here is my self description.

My name is Hashem and I hate my name.
I hate hearing my voice on a recorder. I hate mostly my "r" having a french tone "ghhhh"!
I hate my hair, as it gets messy easily.
My left leg is weaker than my right and it gets tired earlier.
I write with my right hand, but do alot of stuff with the left.
I don't snore.
I eat fast, and I eat small amounts.
Breakfast is something sacred to me.
If I don't have a coffee by 11 am, I get a bad bad headache.
I'm considered a morning person.
If I sleep after 9 am, I wake up with a bad headache.
I hate most types of cheese.
I don't eat "kishik كشك ".
I don't eat "sawda سودة".
I hate milkshakes.
I eat a banana with my coffee every morning.
I'm very slow in typing.
I make alot of typoes in my chats.
I like to talk. In fact, you can stop me from eating or drinking, but never talking.
I move between subjects without proper stops. Sometimes, this drive my listeners crazy.
I hate slow driving, and hate stop signs. I'm a slow braker, and early accelerator. I tailgate on the highway. I don't use the right mirror in my car, and never undertood why it's there!
And no...I didn't get a speeding ticket, yet!
I drive a Corolla, that I think was originally a BMW!
I was told alot that I'm hyper....hypomanic!
I barely watch TV, but I got one last year and it's on as long as I'm at home.
I forgot to turn my bedroom's lights off before leaving to Beirut last time.
I lost more than 10 umbrellas.
I misplace things alot.
I was told I have a good sense of humor.
I don't know when to say "no"!
I many times replay in my mind conversations I had earlier, and wish I said something bad.
I'm very social.
I have more than 300 contacts in my cell phone. 80% of them are for girls!
I barely make deadlines.
I have 2 palms, that I barely use.
I'm so unorganized in my life, and I hate that.
I don't smoke, and hate smoking.
I barely sleep the night before an exam. I studied overnights in all exams in Med II.
I don't do well in a multiple choice exam.
I do very well on oral presentations.
I had one F grade in one exam in medical school. I didn't sleep that night.
I do believe in god , but I have alot of aethiest friends.
I like greek mythology.
In movies, I like romantic comedies, and some of science fiction.
I love to listen to Fairouz, Julia, Marcel, Abdel-Halim, Majida and Nancy Ajram. I listen alot to Sarah Mclachlan.
I love "Amal Hayatiأمل حياتي " for Imm Kalthoum.
My favourite actress is Jodie Foster. Actor is Al Pacino.
I wish I played music, Piano in particular.
I love babies, and I like to play with kids.
I have great parents, and a supporting family. I can't live without them.
I was told alot that I'm so passionate.
I was told I'm over romantic, and over over nostalgic!
I like women with curly hair.
I like women with black hair.
I like blue color. 90% of my clothes have some blue in them.
I like women in black dresses.
I like minimal, if any, makeup or jewelery.
I hate piercings other than in the ears.
I have alot of friends who are girls. No, I'm not gay!
I like strong and confident women.
I like to wear jeans, even to the hospital. This put me in trouble once.
I don't wear a watch.
I like yellow roses, but tulips are my favourite.
what else...? yeah...my favourite city is Beirut. In the US, it's Chicago.
I hate Pittsburgh, but I hide that.
I still wish I did Pediatrics.
My best month of the year is September.
My favourite season is fall.
I like windy days.
I still love snow, despite how much I curse it.
I don't go to sleep before 1 am, no matter how early I need to wake up next day.
يللا...أستروا ما سمعتوا منا :-)

25 comments:

Eve said...

I don't know a lot of people who don't wear watches & eat bananas with their coffee! btw, I love greek mythology & yellow flowers, but I also like cheese :) I think I have a similar about-me list in my archive somewhere, bass bala fadayeh!
p.s. how come you hate your name, especially with the whole god-related confusion :)??

laila said...

ya womanizer inta!
hashem we have so many things in common! (not the womanizer part).. I too am always called hypomaniac
:(

Anonymous said...

How do you know you don't snore??? did you tape yourself? or do you sleep with one eye open??? OK , I believe the rest , especially the BMW part of your car, mine was born a porsche but it turned into a Honda after midnight...
Manuella

Mar said...

I love the Fall.Nostalgia kicks in then.I love cheese. Snow is a love/hate thing with me too.I Hate meetings and my manager is asking me to leave my desk to go to one.

hashem said...

Eve-I can't stand a watch on my wrist...I rely on my pager, or my cellphone, or better...ask someone!
A Banana with coffee? It's great! try it and you'll know what I'm talking about! As for my name, I always thought it's an old name and makes me look old...ok...I know...I'm old!
I'm going now to search for your list in ur blog!

Laila-womanizer? who's womanizer? (an innocent look). Long live the hypomaniacs!!

Manuella-At last a comment from ur highness...welcome. I was told I don't snore, but from whom...toooot.
Your Honda was a rocket my frind...not porsche!
Rumors are out that u r starting a blog soon...true?:)

Mar-no, no...this short list dosn't count....we need a full list in ur blog. Are you up to it?

Ghassan said...

awesome! and so popular with the z girlz..
I have more than 300 contacts on my phone too, and 80% or them... I don't know who they are anymore!!
and about becoming hypomaniac... well, since my mood goes by the weather, maybe bipolar is a better word for me! (this week is a low low by the way)...

Ghassan said...

hashem, how do you write in arabic letter? is there a software or you have a different keyboard?

hashem said...

Gus-I forgot to add that I don't know half the contacts in my phone as well....:)
As for arabic fonts, Eve sent me an email how. it's so easy and took me 2 minutes to do, and it didn't mess up anything. I'll forward it to you. Windows has a built in on screen keyboard that you can find in the accssories/accessibility. The email will explain it all to you.

Coco said...

I love your name, your voice live and on the answering machine (in fact I still have your Christmas message saved), your fghensh "r" and the fact that you talk about almost everything in no organized manner. I miss your calls and wish you were closer so we can talk every day, or bel a7ra you talk and I listen lol
No I'm not in love with you (OK ladies? relax!) but yes I love a lot of things about you :)
Yallaaaaaaaaaa 3al mafdou77777777 LOL

hashem said...

Coco- :)khajjaltini ya benet. I'll call you today.

Voice_of_Reason said...

"My left leg is weaker than my right and it gets tired earlier."

Hulleh, I am going to call you "HOUSE" !

Don't be upset, women are funnily atracted to him....He is so hot...
in a wierd sort of way...

Mirvat said...

loved it, well most of it..can´t read the whole thing but i will when i go back
i love sawda and i love milkshakes
my right leg is weaker than the left
i don´t use proper stops to go from one topic to the next either :)

hashem said...

Josette-House? mmmm I didn't get it!
Mirvat-I klnow...it was long....I'm sorry, but I kept writing and writing.
At least we agree on something! :)

Voice_of_Reason said...

I just re-read your poem and
I realised that you do not watch a lot of T.V.

"House" is a show on T.V revolving around the genious and arrogance of Dr House. It is a big hit in the USA and now it is really big in Australia. I am not saying that you are arrogant, but he has a problem with his leg and like you, he is also a doctor.

I just saw the similarities and had to mention them. As I said earlier, women love him so it is a good thing........ sorry about the poor joke

hashem said...

Josette-oh yeah...I heard about it, but I really don't watch TV...:)

Mirvat said...

i love house!!
and hi manuella, keefek?

laila said...

I LOVE house!
(i know i'm late and off topic but i had to share that)

hashem said...

ok ok...I need to go and check this House...:)

BeeBee said...

What an incredibly unique way to write about urself... It makes me wanna say "I wish I came up with that!" I love the brief yet vivid descriptions...

hashem said...

Beebee- waiting for ur list...yalla!

AM said...

You don't like kishik? huh? Ok that's it, I want a divorce ;) hahaha

hashem said...

AM-hahaha...khalas, la3younek ra7 jarrbo...mabsouta?

AM said...

Haha, oui very much mabsoota ;)
*battling eyes*

nazem said...

too many "I"s and "My"s Hashem...
but what i read did not surprise me...may i add that you are transparent (in a good way)
baddak shi min lebnan?

Anonymous said...

nice meeting you! asamalaykum.